Satin black may be an over-played look these days, but on a big-budget build like this it kind of makes sense. You can tell by the vast AMG wheels, air-ride and Lamborghini brakes that this is no run-of-the-mill dad-wagon: this S4 means business. The stealth paint lets this savage hypersaloon sneak under the radar, with only connoisseurs taking a second look. Slightly intimidating, isn't it? It'll creep in your back door, shoot you in the leg and run off with your missus. Evil, evil S4.